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Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

Milk with sugar is one of my pet peeves. That's why I always choose the best brand for my almond milk. I hate preservatives and anything that's not natural in my drink though I'd understand if it's food.

I admire movies have a sex scene. I'm very excited if the movie has erotic sex. One thing I want when I'm watching movies, I want to guess what happens in the next scenes and try to analyze if the scene happens to me what I'm supposed to do.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

I'm gonna flat out admit it and say that I constantly seek to be praised when I'm in bed with a gent. It stirs my loins in all the best ways; making me ache, throb, and squirm. Always does the trick to get me as randy as I was a couple of decades ago...

I am young and still enjoying my youth. I’m just not ready for anything serious. All I want are fun and flirty conversations, those are enough to get and keep my attention. Are the kind of bloke who is willing to pull your finger out and take a ris...

I am the kind of lass who firmly believes that there is nothing wrong with having naughty conversations with someone especially if your goal is to express what is inside your sexy dirty mind. I don’t really care if the man is young or old, as long ...