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Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

When I was younger, I used to believe in fairytales and happy endings wherein I get to find a guy who can be my prince charming. But as time passed by and as I grew older, I learned that fairytales are full of bullshit. If you think the same way as m...

First scenario: Imagine having sex with a lass who's inexperienced. Would you try to work things out or would you dash? Second scenario: Picture a lovely lass with big boobs and luscious ass who's sweet and hot at the same time. Would you run aw...

I am a little bit boyish that there are several instances when people who don’t personally know me take me as a lesbian. But don’t worry, I love boys and dicks. If you think I’m just the woman you’re looking for, don’t waste time contemplat...

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

I am an angel sent from heaven, at least that’s how people who know me personally see me as. But what they don’t know is that I am the opposite. Because the truth is, I am a naughty devil who came up from hell. Someone who is ready to show off he...

I know that a woman my age shouldn't already be picky when it comes to men. However, I still can't help but have standards. Anyway, the kind of man who'll surely pass my standards would be someone who has an above-average physical appearance, someone...

What you see in my body is what you get. Oh, and just so you know, each and every part of my body (including my titties!) is the Full Monty. I haven't done any plastic surgeries nor any cosmetic operations. I am already confident with my body and I ...