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Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

The 2 guys I have slept with were both my age and were so disappointing! I had the feeling that they didn't really know what they were doing and I didn't even come close to having an orgasm! I've realized that I should go for older guys instead beca...

I like... The smell of a penis When I go out, and blokes look at me and whistle Looking at someone's bulge Pulling at tidy one in a bog Giving the best jobby These are just some. I can tell you more about what I like if you send me a message.

Unlike other ladies, I am not an all mouth and trousers person. When I say that I can make you cum before you can say knife, I will certainly do that. If you don't believe me, then, by all means, allow me to prove it to you.

The way to my heart? It's very simple. You should know how to make me orgasm so hard. Your tongue must be an expert in pleasuring my clit while your hands are pinching my nipples and caressing my breasts.

While other women are busy working out in the gym to achieve the curves that they can flaunt, I'm busy keeping my brain fit by flipping pages and having abstract thoughts. I'm the kind of a lady who'd choose a man who is into books over a man who has...

I'm an active person. I do enjoy aerobics and riding bikes. Need a man who is passionate and direct. I want someone rough and will take me by surprise. More tension, more exciting that is how I see it.

Teacher by day. Professional slag by night. I have two sides. I'm an angel to my students during the day. I can have fun and be a great teacher. But at night, you'd want to see me dressed in lingerie while pole dancing.